Archive for October, 2008

Janeglish [15]

Friday, October 24th, 2008

Courtesy of my sister.

MOM: My printer isn’t working and no one will help me!!!

SIS: Maybe you could call Carmen’s husband, or Tony. Bake him a pie and I’m sure he’ll fix it. Or, I can call someone for you.

MOM: (forlornly) Yeah, right. No one is going to come.

The next day.

MOM: Mr. Miller from next door says he’ll try to fix my printer but if he can’t I can call a company here in town called, uh…geeks or geekers? Or nerds or something?

SIS: Geek Squad?

MOM: No. That’s not it. Geek…or Greeks…oh, I’ll get it….

SIS: Mom, you mean Geek Squad!

MOM: No. Oh–I got it!  Geeks-A-Knockin’!

SIS: That’s so not it.

MOM: It’s a good name and I’m sure it’s in the phone book.

SIS: Sure. I’ll talk to you later–after you don’t find it.

MOM: Very funny.

Baked Goods, Altered States

Friday, October 17th, 2008

I’m not sure what has drawn my mother to the post office in the last few years but like Angelina to adoption, politicians to guys named Joe or squirrels to nuts, she’s hooked. Through what we now refer to as MPS, or Mom’s Parcel Service, we, her offspring, can expect to receive a minimum of one package per month. Contents vary from something she found in the family room cupboard and wants to get rid of, to something she found in the kitchen cupboard and transforms into a baked good.

The intent behind this new shipping craze is pure and welcome–for there’s nothing like a care package from Mom to make you feel special. The problem is what happens to the contents while in transit. While the care in which Mom packs her homemade cupcakes (yum), cookies (delicious) and experimental oat bars (not so much) is evident, nothing can protect her neatly packaged goods from the toss-n-dent protocol infiltrating the United States Postal Service. What left Oregon as a box of frosted cupcakes and cookies arrives in Texas looking like the floor of Amy Winehouse’s hotel room. While bringing this shipping carnage to my lips requires a certain degree of bravery, the taste is usually well worth it. It’s not unlike kissing an attractive man with a decent outcropping of facial hair. Well, you get the idea.

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In one attempt to limit the mess that is a shipment of cupcakes, Mom smartly packed the frosting in a plastic bag. Mmm, sure looks appetizing.
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TZ - Epilogue

Friday, October 10th, 2008

I’ve been back for almost two weeks. The first week–a jet lagged haze–contained moments of stark contrast. Walking to the coffee shop, for example, I was struck by the pavement–glorious pavement–everywhere I looked. A car passed and no dust was kicked up and sprinkled on my face or clothes. Then I noticed the care with which people water, mow and manicure their lawns. In the limited experience I had in Tanzania, people took equal care of their home’s appearance. They may not have had grass or planter boxes or any other adornments but what they did have was neatly arranged–everything in its place.

I was also struck by the garbage cans and recycling bins lining the curb. Quite a large, complicated organization is tasked with running a program where people come directly to our homes and pick up our trash! It’s quite something. They give us containers, too. And designate days so we can plan accordingly. We get literature–copywritten, designed and printed collateral–teaching us about different plastics and paper products, and what can be recycled and what can’t. It’s an enormous effort that goes into our garbage management. Different than the trash pile in the middle of the road that I passed on the way to school in Boma.

Taking deep breaths of morning air, I also considered air quality. After covering my mouth and nose on more than one occasion in Boma–because of dust or black fumes from a truck, which our van was stuck behind–this was refreshing. Again, we have the EPA and other organizations dedicated to sampling and studying and regulating what’s in our air. Whole careers are made for this purpose. I have no idea if anyone in Boma studies air quality. I’m very curious, though, as to what they would find. Except for the few cars and dust, I’m guessing it might be cleaner because there is so much less going on in the way of industrialization, machinery and such.

Lastly, I passed a woman walking three dogs. They were on leashes. They were obedient. I considered the amount of time and money that goes into keeping these dogs fed, watered, active and healthy. Food, beds, toys, vet visits, accessories like leashes and bowls and maybe a bone/treat of sorts. And some owners even pick up their dog’s poo and throw it in the trash. The dogs I saw in Boma ran about of their own will. At night you might hear them terrorizing one of their own kind. We’d hear a few yelps in the middle of the night and then silence. But they didn’t have collars or tags. They didn’t belong to anyone.

Friends have asked what has stayed with me the most. I’m surprised to say the kids—I miss the kids. I knew I would be touched but I find myself actually wondering how they are. There are new friends I miss, as well, that I hope to remain in contact with. What has stayed with me is the importance of keeping an open mind about what is taking place in the world we live in–in our own communities as well as abroad. And gratitude. And humility for there is so much more to learn, more than one person has time to experience in a lifetime. But I’m going to try anywaydscf0954.JPG.