Dena Taylor’s Musings

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MOM   Oh, hey? I met my neighbor and guess what? He’s single!

ME       Cool. Are you going to ask him out?

MOM   Ha ha. No. Not for me. For you!

ME       Oh.

MOM   Soooo, he’s divorced, has two kids…

ME        Uh-huh.

MOM    And he just lost his job.

ME        Great.

MOM    But I think he got a new job at the furniture rent-a-center.

ME        Wow. We have so much in common.

MOM    Maybe you can meet him next time you’re…

ME        Mom? I can’t hear you…my phone is dying…

MOM    Hello?

ME        click