The Ad Campaign that Should
Thursday, May 28th, 2009While my family of hybrid cat/racoons or “catoons,” as I call them, bring me great joy, there’s still room in my heart (and on the bed) for someone special. Show me your whiskers and we’ll show you ours! ;) Match.com. Sometimes it’s okay not to look.
Chunky Monkey is great if you’re an ice cream but not if you’re a lady looking for a real man. I work out a lot and my woman should, too. Match.com. Sometimes it’s okay not to look.
Reincarnated medieval nobleman looking for busty wench/gymnast type for mead-soaked walks on the beach. Match.com. Sometimes it’s okay not to look.
My prince won’t come because he doesn’t exist. If he did, he’d probably come hobbling on one foot, expect me to drive him everywhere and take care of his home-bound mother. Life is short and it mostly sucks but hey, I don’t want to be alone while I’m in it. Know what I mean? Match.com. Sometimes it’s okay not to look.