Sorry but that treatment is against the law.
MOM: I was having lunch with the ladies and they all have such pretty nails. And you know mine just look like shit so guess what?
ME: What?
MOM: Well, I was running errands and just around the corner from the pharmacy is a nail place so I went in and got a manicure!
ME: Really? That’s so not you. Have you ever had one before?
MOM: Oh, years ago. My nails look so nice! And since I know where it is now I think I’ll go back and get a pedophile!